The People's Republic of Nee Flan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.574 billion Nee Flanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nee Flanian economy, worth 853 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 153,109 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often kick falcons for amusement, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Nee Flan, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nee Flan's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nee Flan is ranked 256,831^st in the world and 9,755^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,239.18 Standard Monetary Units.